Halloween Jokes To Start Your Day

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  1. When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they are dead tired.
  2. Why shouldn't an angry witch take her broom trick or treating? She might fly off the handle.
  3. How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use vanishing cream.
  4. What do vampires take to get around on Halloween night? A blood vessel.
  5. Why did the skeleton run away? Because a dog was after his bones.
  6. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He felt it in his bones.
  7. How did the zombie become great a trick or treating? Dead-ication.
  8. What is a vampire's favorite Halloween candy? A sucker.
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